Posts Tagged ‘ups’

Keep on truckin’

// September 8th, 2008 // View Comments // Entertainment, Rants

Anyone who knows me is aware of my job history.  I worked for UPS for three years while going to school, and while it was a tough job, it was a lot of fun and started me on the path of getting in shape.  As such I’m a bit partial to the company, so seeing this little bit on CNN.com warmed the cockles of my heart. A driver hit his millionth mile in his delivery truck on his 22nd anniversary with the company.  How’s that for an accomplishment?

 

Yes, my cockles.

 

You want to touch them, don’t you.

What Can Brown Do For You?

// August 1st, 2008 // View Comments // Entertainment

Well, after working for them for two decades, they can deliver your body in its casket to the cemetary in a UPS truck. At least they didn’t lose the body in transit, that would have been a pretty awkward Loss Claim to file. Still, a very cool way to go out with style.